CARRY ON LONDON

Status: Pre-Production

Director:

ED BYE (French and Saunders, Bottom, Kevin & Perry Go Large)

Producer:

CHRIS CHRISAFIS (Highlander: The Source, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Where The Truth Lies, Reign of Fire, The Riddle)

Principal Cast

POTENTIAL TALENT:
VICTORIA SILVSTEDT (Boat Trip, BASEketball, Out Cold)
VINNIE JONES (X-Men: The Last Stand, Snatch, Two Smoking Barrels, Swordfish)

Genre:

Comedy

Synopsis

When 23 year old slacker and part-time rickshaw driver RYAN LONDON inherits his dad’s ailing limo company LONDON’S LIMOS, he has a few questions: why is local bad boy TONY ‘Two Times’ TAYLGARTH sniffing around his dad’s business? Why does Tony seem so friendly with Ryan’s stepmum - the gorgeous, Swedish ANNA UVULA (‘careful how you spell that’)? What was Anna’s part in his dad’s death from ‘organ failure’? And why are all the so-called ‘limo drivers’ attractive, scantily-clad 20-something GIRLS???

This last question is answered when Ryan discovers his dad’s ‘limo company’ was actually a brothel (on wheels)! Eager to hide this fact from his girlfriend – the lovely, high maintenance GWYNETH, whose dad just happens to be the Assistant Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police (a man who has the words ZERO TOLERANCE where his heart should be), Ryan re-launches the firm as a (legit) rickshaw company – and actually wins a contract from sleazy Hollywood producer I.P FREELY, in town to pick up a movie award (“I can’t wait to get my J.Arthur from Dame Judi!”).

And that’s when things get really complicated – what a Carry On…!